Two recent conversations I have had with my children (separately) are worth noting here. WARNING one is definitely not G rating and I am not sure where Joey gets his material
Setting: At the computer, Sammy showing or telling me something
Me: Sammy you are so smart.
Sam: I know. I am the second smartest kid in my class.
M: Really, well who is the smartest.
S: Alexis. (Sounding a little upset)
M: Well, Sammy, that's okay.
S: I was thinking I was going to be the smartest kid in my class and then along came Alexis!!!
Setting: In the garage helping Joey out of my car.
Joey: I gotta front wedgie.
Me: A front wedgie?
Joey: You know? When your underwear gets stuck to your balls?
Me: No, Joey, I really don't.
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